South Park Song

Well if it weren't for the money
Maybe they'd realize how funny
Their utterly purposeless lives are

Well it's okay to be a goddamn slave
As long as you crack jokes along the way

Now I wouldn't dare match wits
With two men with bitch tits
Who really like to draw cartoons

But if you really wana debate me on 9/11
You two dumb jagoffs are bound to lose

I still remember when I heard Cartman say:
"All the evidence points one way"
But all that really means is you didn't do your research
And I think that's fuckin gay
But hey

Comin' across well informed, when ya really don't know shit
I guess that's what's cool these days